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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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Sailors wish they could swear like me.

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You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.