Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

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Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

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My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.