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The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

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This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

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Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.