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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

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Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

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I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

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Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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Being awake is the worst.

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And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.