Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

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You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

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The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

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When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

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Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

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I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.