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My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

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The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

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There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

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Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

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Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

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At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

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Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

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The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.