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Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

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I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

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Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

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When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

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Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

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If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

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If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

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My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.