Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

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The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

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Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

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Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

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People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

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Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.