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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

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Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

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Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

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Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

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Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

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I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.