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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

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When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

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“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

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Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

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Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.