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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

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The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

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I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

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Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

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Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

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Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.