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They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

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If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

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I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

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If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

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I put the hot in psychotic.

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.