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I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

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(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

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A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

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I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

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Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

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I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

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We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

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Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.