Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

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I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

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Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

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I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

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Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

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Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

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Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

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Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.