I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

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Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

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I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

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The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

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So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

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If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

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I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

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Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

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If only my teeth were as white as my legs.