It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

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If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

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No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

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You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

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I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

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Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

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Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

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Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.