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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

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It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

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You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

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According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

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My bank account is also in retrograde.

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Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

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Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

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Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.