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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

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Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

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Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

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I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.