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I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

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Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

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To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

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Is losing your mind a hobby?

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I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

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I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.