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If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

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Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.