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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

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Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

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The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

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My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

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The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

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Windmill? Big fan.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.