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Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

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Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

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The reward for doing really good work is more work.

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Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

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Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

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Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?