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“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

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Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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Living la vida taco!

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I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

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The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

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I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

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The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

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I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

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Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.