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“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

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Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

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Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

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The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

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Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?