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How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

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Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

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Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

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Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

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“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.