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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

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If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

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My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

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The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

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I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

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Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.