Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

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I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

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Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

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The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

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I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

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We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.