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Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

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Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

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