One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

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Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

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There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

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The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

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My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

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Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

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Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.