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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

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If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

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You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.