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No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

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Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

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I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

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