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I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

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British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

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Adult friendships are like, โ€œhey girl, letโ€™s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.โ€

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Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

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I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didnโ€™t.

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Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller wonโ€™t post it until Iโ€™ve paid and I wonโ€™t pay until Iโ€™ve received it.

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Iโ€™m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

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Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shoreโ€”no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

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