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Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

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My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

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If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

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Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

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I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

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My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

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I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.