Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

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I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

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What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

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How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

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I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

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Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

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I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.