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What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

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If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

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“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

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Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.