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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

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My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

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There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

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Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

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I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.