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Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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Tell your dog I said woof woof.

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Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

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Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

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Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

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Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.