Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

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I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

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Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

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Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

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Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

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“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

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Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

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Drilling for oil is well boring.

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Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?