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I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

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I’m here by unpopular demand.

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Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

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I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

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Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

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My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.