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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

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I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

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I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

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I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

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Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

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I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

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I miss you (the money I spent).

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My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.