Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

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Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

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I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

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Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

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I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

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I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

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Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

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Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

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Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.