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My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

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I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

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Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

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Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

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Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

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No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.