Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

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I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

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And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

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People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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First responders? You mean reply guys?

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Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

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Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.