It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

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At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

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I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

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Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

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I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.