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All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

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If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

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I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

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Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

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I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

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When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

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I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

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So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

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If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.