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My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

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I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

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The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

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Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

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I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

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Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

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Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.