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I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

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How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

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The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

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I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

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Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

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At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

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If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.