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The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

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Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

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I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

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Alexa, turn off the planet.

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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

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Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.