I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

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Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

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Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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Having children is a pyramid scheme.

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Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

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Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

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I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

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Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

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Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.