“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

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I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

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Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

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I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

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Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.